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wallmower

One who acts in a way, intentionally or not. that somehow eliminates, irritates, or brings attention to someone who is being a wallflower.

A wallmower is often associated with people who are obtuse, socially inept, or cruel - tho sometimes they are acting in this way to eliminate party weeds.
"Was I just wallmowing? Sorry, I have a habit of talking about people loud enough for them too hear, did I say anything mean?"

"Look at this idiot, just sitting there and being all quiet, what's his deal?!" "Hey, stop, you're being a wallmower!"

"I dont think that's a wall flower, I think it's a party weed." "Hold on, I'll go mow him, but back me up if he Hulks out."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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Fud Walloper

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)
awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.
by zakonyerback April 21, 2009
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Willow

Beautiful. Smexxy. Black. Tall. Lefty. Artist.
Willow is fine!
by Peaches9954 October 8, 2018
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cock wallowed

Something that is completely fucked beyond recognition. No longer usable. Worn out. To be so fucked as to be useless. Also wallered.
What's wrong with your transmission? It's cock wallowed
by Catdaddy027 May 7, 2009
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Walowitz

To be that 'Guy' Usual douche just looking to get laid.
You weren't invite cause your a walowitz
by Facebook-Contender XD November 3, 2012
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Willow

A Tino with attitude who WILL let you borrow her pity pen but not your good pen if you are unworthy. She roasts everyone and will make the occasional 69 joke.
Oh man, willow please give me your pity pen!!
by Socks the soggy koala April 19, 2017
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Willow

Treasure this beautiful, unique, kind girl. You should NEVER let her go. Willow has a smile to light up a darkened room. If you are lucky enough to make her truly smile you will see her precious dimples. She has long cascading blonde hair and large dark brown eyes that can look into your soul. How her musical laugh permeates the chapel (our secret hangout) makes every bad thing that has happened to me wash away. She is the smartest girl I know but she is always pushing herself to be better. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve to have this amazing creature as my friend... She is the reason I make it through every day at a Catholic school............................I love you Willow
everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"

me: "Yes"

everyone: "She is soooo awesome"

me: "I know"

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by Winks March 25, 2019
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