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tickle waffle

A sexual game in which you order a large cheese pizza from dominoes, and flip it down cheese first on your bare chest. (Pizza must be hot still). While the cheese and sauce sears itself into your skin you masturbate profusely until climaxing.
Boy: Hey let's play tickle waffle I'm feeling frisky
by forben112 June 22, 2014
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Waffle Press

The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.
1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.

2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.

3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.

4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
by Chad Hanvey January 18, 2008
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Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.
by tickledicks March 22, 2016
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Medium Waffle

Medium Waffle. An extremely high class word in which no one can or could ever understand, unless your IQ is as high as a famous rapper, who goes by, Savage Realm. Savage Realm’s IQ is so high, that it cannot be processed by the IQ measurement machines. Legends say he is able to completely obliterate an opponent, just by thinking of the opponent. In some parts of the world he is worshipped. Go to
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Savage Realm: Medium Waffle
by @LittleMeezy April 21, 2018
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Bare waffle

Bare waffle is just another phrase for talking shit.
a) oh you know i really like clouds like that!

b) you freak, stop chatting bare waffle!
by LAHIFFBLUD July 7, 2010
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rusty waffle

A vagina that has been stained orange and/or yellow from tobacco spit and nicotine.
That girl has slept with so many rednecks that she probably has a rusty waffle.
by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014
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Blue waffle

Somthing you shouldn't look up.
Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle."
Guy2:"sure"
He got victimized
by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017
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