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whiney low vote 

Someone who doesn't vote but will always complain about the president, without knowing anything about the president.
John: ugh I hate the new president, I heard he has 8 fingers
Bill: stop being such a whiney low vote

Whitey-two-shoes 

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
Whitey-two-shoes by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018
A beautiful, intelligent, and quick witted person. Her spontaneity serves as a perfect balance to her unwavering loyalty. Betrayal to her or those to whom her loyalty serves, brings out the "Hulk" in this otherwise lighthearted and positive individual. She will turn clay into dust.

The keys to her heart are ice and ice cream.
Whitnay showed up and changed the trajectory of our day.
Whitnay by NuttyBuckguy September 19, 2020

Spidey-Whiteys

White male underwear as worn by Spiderman under his Spiderman suit.
SpiderWrangler got caught in his Spidey-Whiteys when he least expected it.

Ay Whitey 

Something an Aborginal Australian may yell out to get a white persons attention
"Ay Whitey come ere"
"Ay Whitey got any spare change for da bus"
Ay Whitey by Balabigpig June 2, 2020

well alrighty my whitey 

Honkeyfied version of 'fo shigga my nigga.'

To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.
Whitey 1. I started out using an Android phone then switched to the iPhone thinking it would put me in a higher class. But after a few months I realized people using iPhones were no better than Android users so I switched back. Now I feel much better about myself and feel that I've gained back my life.

Whitey 2. Well alrighty my whitey.