vanilla fucktard

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.

Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.

by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017

vanilla biscuit

A sweaty vagina.

Yo did you see her vanilla biscuit.

by Kungdingdang June 13, 2017

Big Vanilla

A caucasian pimp or thug.

Ex. Aye yo Big Vanilla is waiting on the corner for his money

by m&a August 1, 2014

Black Vanilla

When a chocolate person and a Vanilla person get together. A really fire mixed couple.

1. Yo Kim and Kanye got that black Vanilla going on.

2. Y'all Make some great black Vanilla.

by Night Crawler Boo October 1, 2016

vanilla steamer

cumshot on the lips/face

sticky cumshot on face

by FOR VICKY January 14, 2004

vanilla mudslide

when you jizz in a girls ass and she proceeds to shart out semen

i just gave sarah the biggest Vanilla Mudslide

by Luke Jackson June 11, 2006