INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 30, 2021

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 14, 2022

When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie

Fictional sources made up by yourself.

Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies

by Charles gentley February 20, 2017

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 16, 2023

hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 3, 2014

stick it up yours

Similar to phrases like: “stick it up your ass”, stick it up yours is a way of saying fuck you

Guy 1- “You’re an asshole”
Guy 2- “Stick it up yours”

by beej69 May 30, 2022

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021