Twisted

The 227 F Incident

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F

by onepiece430 February 16, 2023

Twisted Sister

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.

“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”

by kloverlyn February 22, 2023

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

twisted charlie

twisting a Nip

Damn you really gave him a twisted Charlie?? Harsh…

by Twisted Charlie March 19, 2023

twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Twisted

Means you are drunk and high on coke

And he is looking forward to seeing you and eating your pussy

Wow I am twisted

by Joe12993 July 26, 2024