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Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)
MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.
Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 3, 2019
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Two-Face

One of Batman's oldest foes, and one of Bruce Wayne's oldest friends. His first appearance was in Detective Comics #66, in 1942.

He was once Harvey Dent, the youngest District Attorney in Gotham City's history. However, Salvatore "Boss" Maroni threw acid in his face during a trial, which hideously scarred him and fractured his psyche.

Now known as Two-Face, he has developed an obsession with duality and chance, basing his crimes around the number two, and deciding outcomes of life or death with a flip of his two headed coin, which like him, is scarred on one side.
From the private notes of Dr. Hugo Strange

Two-Face is obsessed with duality, and determined to recruit half the population of Arkham City in preparation for a bloody war against the other gangs within Arkham City. But his strategy starts and ends with a flip of his coin, adding an element of randomness to his every move.

"The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair."-Harvey Dent/Two-Face
by Phenomenal1 August 25, 2011
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Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.
Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!
by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009
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two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).
Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.
by Maxwell December 19, 2003
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two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
by TheLostDude December 10, 2004
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kill two frogs with one dart

Usage: A more unique way to say the highly overused "killing two birds with one stone."
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.
We can kill two frogs with one dart by doing that biochemical experiment!

With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.
by AttiFinch May 1, 2011
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