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trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.
Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.
by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025
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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body
Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
by Loser Romney May 1, 2014
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Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
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meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.
Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.
by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016
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trailer park trombone

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high
by YeakleJ February 27, 2024
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tromboner

a tromboner is a boner that a male gets while in band class. it could also be used as a pun.
“bro, you should’ve seen this girl i saw in band class the other day! she gave me a full on tromboner!”
by ColdpizzaCardboardcastles August 12, 2018
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