Tourettes

Aaron Morris

Aaron: gonorrhea gonorrhea! I have Tourette’s! Tourettes is when you yell stupid crap out loud and you don’t know what any of it even means.

by lit mc tit February 25, 2018

Tourettes

A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.

Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."

by nerraD001 March 12, 2018

trap de la tourette

Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).

John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!

by jeentje March 2, 2017

gay tourettes

Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.

Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...

Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...

by CannedBread June 2, 2016

Taylor Tourettes

When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.

“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”

by Droppingmycroissant May 4, 2018

Tiktok tourettes

The singing, humming or saying popular sounds, noises or songs used on the tiktok app

Saw a dog scratching it's bum on the floor and had to bite my tongue to stop myself singing that tiktok song out loud. Definitely suffering from tiktok tourettes

by Lady Cakey May 11, 2020

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012