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gay tourettes

Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.
Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...

Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...
by CannedBread June 2, 2016
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Business Tourette's

When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.
I’m so tired of listening to her dumb ass, business Tourette's comments in that meeting.
by Karl Magnum May 18, 2021
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Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
by mistresskiki October 15, 2011
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Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.
Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.
by Swampybaby June 23, 2021
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Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others
"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"
by facibus October 25, 2012
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photo tourettes

When you send random photos to a group, normally on instant messenger with no explanation or common link.
'wow mum you just sent me a picture of a cat, then a baby, then a front door, you must have a case of the photo tourettes'
by thebubbler August 24, 2019
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craigslist tourettes

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes
by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018
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