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2 Ton Tammy

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy
by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
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Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
by Psychos! September 18, 2020
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ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"
Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.
by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016
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F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
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shit ton

equals 23 of any object
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009
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Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads
Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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