Not today

It’s not happening

Not today, I said not today

by SWRealist November 25, 2019

Rusty tomahawk

Having anal with a partner and wiping your feces covered penis on their face like war paint.

She let out a whooo whooo when I stuck it in her butt so I gave her the rusty tomahawk!

by Rustoma October 18, 2020

golden tomahawk

When you wrap your junk in edible golden leaf bakers gold and slap her across her forehead. Courtesy of the Facebook group In the weeds.

I bent her over the prep table, smashed it out before we opened, and then golden tomahawked her to make it seem special.

by Just A David March 15, 2021

Empire Today

A carpet company with a catchy and memorable jingle

800-588-2300, Empire Today!

by rosenovarocks September 2, 2021

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Kiss someone today

14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)

Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!

by Johnyyy17 November 12, 2019

You look different today

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022