What's said when you want to seem like you care about what someones saying to you but you aren't actually listening at all.
Person 1: I can't believe they didn't address me how I wanted!! It's NOT okay!! I'm like so stressed and offended now!!
Person 2: Yeah, no. Totally.
Person 2: Yeah, no. Totally.
by Doodie & The Brofish November 6, 2020

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.
Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.
by Rapscalli0n March 24, 2009

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).
Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'
by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009

by Hananichi August 2, 2016

a negative for a total failure without seeming like a scrub for calling fail out loud. can also be a positive reaction to something awesome.
by Mo Jack February 22, 2010

by user562 February 14, 2017
