"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"
by Scratchibum February 05, 2014
by MTBftw March 25, 2011
A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
by Sekkai December 13, 2003
A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 08, 2009
by Ron August 02, 2003
An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 21, 2010