meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.

Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted

by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 13, 2018

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

Meat Mango

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023

meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009