A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.
by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 18, 2014
There are different types of hipsters.
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014
Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans
by WR weener August 16, 2013
A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
by weathergirl October 29, 2015
A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
by weathergirl October 29, 2015
by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013
A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
by JaThri11 July 09, 2017