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Hipster

The person that is judging you at a starbucks from the side table with his latest Mac book open .
Hey did you see that Hipsters new Mac book
by Cum in underwear December 16, 2020
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Hipster

Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!
by Ramid April 26, 2015
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Hipster

There are different types of hipsters.

1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".

3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*

Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"

Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014
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Hipster

Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
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Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.

John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
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Hipster

Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.
Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.

Don't be such a Hipster.

What a Hipster!

Mom, do you Hipster?
by Grundlefly April 6, 2014
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Hipster

A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.
That hipster is wearing a Zelda Self Print T that he made on Gimp 2. What a douchenozzle.
by ChefJames April 18, 2014
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