Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.

Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.

by Fleppard April 18, 2021

cali-geri

Cali-geri and Caraale mahad are those folks who have always chilled in the Hawd spot

is he an cali-geri?

by readyforthemoon55 February 16, 2020

Cali ferland

girl who should go out with ryan

i like cali ferland

by dhugwfvyudgsaycudsbgacvdgswjav May 30, 2019

cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.

PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"

by conflex December 22, 2015

cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN

WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.

by TanRevolver December 2, 2010

Cali

Cali is an amazing girl. She has a great personality, loves her friends, family, and of course her boyfriend. Cali has log hair, and beautiful eyes. Cali may not the brightest girl, but she has an amazing personality. Cali will stick up for her friends no matter what. She doesn't care what anyone thinks of her, she just wants to be herself.

(Two people talking)
Did you hear about the new girl Cali
Ugh, yeah. Why?
She is so cute
I guess but I would never accept her
Your rude, think about what you just said
Wait...what??

by uysgd April 27, 2019