The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Brass

A prostitute aka sex worker.

That crystal chick is such a brass bro!

by AM98 August 23, 2022

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

Brass

Cold

Yo it’s bare brass outside today

by Kayz January 27, 2019

Tickling the brass

Refers to using a Morse key, normally made of Brass.

He’s a radio amateur and when he uses his Morse key he chuckles “I’m off to tickle the brass”. - Early Morse keys were made of solid brass and Bakelite. When operators would be known for tickling the brass.

by Fartknocker11 June 12, 2024

no brass

When someone doesn't give a damn anymore. Similar to someone "zerofucksgiven"

Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.

This kid was driving over curbs and doing improper u-turns, speeding like a bat out of hell... Kids got no brass dude!

Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!

by Subiedoo November 7, 2020

Brass Thinking

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?

Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!

by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013