An Internet Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.
by Pat Brien December 12, 2008
Get the Trollmug. There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
by Jake February 18, 2004
Get the trollmug. by ArmyGirl October 29, 2003
Get the trollmug. someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got
by cardenio February 4, 2005
Get the trollmug. A stocky in figure of a person with long thick dirty hair that crawles under the bridges. Often dresses like a wanna be biker. Definatly not someone to be trusted
The troll came over right after you left for work and tried to hit on me again. This is a typical trait for a Troll. We'll just call him D
by Joni Walker December 10, 2004
Get the trollmug. A person who engages in a social activity but disregards the other participants expectations in order to subvert the interaction in a aestetically self-amusing way.
Trolls are mostly known for their impact in internet discussions, since its conectivity and anonimity creates their perfect enviroment. Some trolls are quick to act, others can wait a long time to infliltrate an activity and make something spectacular happen. They can have different strategies, these include but are not limited to:
-Pretend to hold "ofensive" opinions they don't actually have.
-Prolongue a discussion with incoherent statements.
-Betray their team in a game in a spectacular manner.
-Exploit a bug in a game to create massive confussion.
-Lying to someone to get them to belive an absurd story.
Trolls are mostly known for their impact in internet discussions, since its conectivity and anonimity creates their perfect enviroment. Some trolls are quick to act, others can wait a long time to infliltrate an activity and make something spectacular happen. They can have different strategies, these include but are not limited to:
-Pretend to hold "ofensive" opinions they don't actually have.
-Prolongue a discussion with incoherent statements.
-Betray their team in a game in a spectacular manner.
-Exploit a bug in a game to create massive confussion.
-Lying to someone to get them to belive an absurd story.
by Bal0 January 3, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Having hot steamy gay sex. Like, copious amounts of intimate homosexual intercourse. Uncontrollably having frequent sexual encounters with those of the same sex.
by lemon_squeezus December 8, 2021
Get the Trollingmug.