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the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021
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spiderman

a fat cock-sucker created by a 100 year old man.
look its spiderman sucking cock!
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Spiderman

When a woman put's herself in a crab formation upside down and proceeds to suck him off while balancing on one hand

Or

Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up

Made by shannay day
How did last night go ?
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
by Gingerlogic March 2, 2022
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Spiderman

Luke Bridda is THE BEST Spiderman ever
Omg is that SPIDERMAN aka Luke Bridda?
by Cooper230! June 9, 2023
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Spiderman

When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.
Me: I pulled the spiderman on a bitch
Homie: you the real player
by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023
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The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024
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Sophie Rain Spiderman Video

A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.
Friend 1: "watch the new video"

Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?

"Ooh yes very good ;)"
by JETBLACKFR June 30, 2024
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