tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 13, 2019

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 April 26, 2018

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

by dis4ryan May 31, 2011

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021