Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024
Get the reverse swallowing syndromemug. by cripple69 February 22, 2014
Get the swallowed a strandmug. by kageblade08 August 19, 2020
Get the swallow daymug. She’s really pretty and I love her sm but she can be a little rude but I still love her to the death of me she may have a bit of trauma but she’s my little pig🥰
by Bellaisdabest December 9, 2023
Get the Destiny swallowmug. a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
Get the Swallowing The Milkmug. The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.
by FratDaddy22 December 4, 2010
Get the Snake swallowmug. When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.
by TheJonah August 7, 2019
Get the Swallow the Jonahmug.