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seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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Seagull

We have seagull right now says emma
by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018
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Seagulled

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing
I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.
by viking-ette November 14, 2022
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