Porch Monkey

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

Porch monkey

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

wrap around porch

excessive, unkempt, female pubic hair that encompasses the vaginal and anal region.

I can't believe Geoffery went down on Shirley because I've seen her "wrap around porch" creeping out of her swimsuit.

by tapewormzoo April 10, 2010

porch monkey

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

by WD40 January 2, 2008

Hopped off the porch

When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.

I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.

by Hopped off the porch March 1, 2020

Porch Monk'd Out

Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and sleeping anywhere.

Conan drunk a bottle of vodka and Porch Monk'd Out by the river.

by jgoldz September 22, 2012