monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

broom-monkey

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015

jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.

Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus

by meowpoop April 21, 2007

Arctic Monkeys

A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)

person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!

by morganxadams February 20, 2020

Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

Monkey

My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)

oMG £ooK @ 7H4t 1337 M0nK3y!!

by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005