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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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mitchell brown

one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
dude that’s a mitchell brown move
by duane jermaine May 10, 2018
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mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks
"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"
by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019
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Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee
"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"
by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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Dylan mitchell

Dylans cock is so big that all the girls admire it he is incredible sexy and catches everyones eye he can be really naughty and is loved by all girls named Ella, Eve, Evie and Erin
Omg hes such a dylan mitchell his cocks huge let me suck it please daddy im horny you can rub my left flap and then my right and then my clit
by Mrhugecock6969 September 13, 2021
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jamie mitchell

someone who has the body count of ten but they were all in switzerland so we don’t know them
Are you a top shagger? Yeah i’m a real Jamie Mitchell
by jbroid December 3, 2019
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