The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021
Get the Cog Haircutmug. (n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
Get the Haircut Expertmug. by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021
Get the Haircutmug. It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
Get the thong haircutmug. the haircut that defines an orange county mom
by totally not emily May 20, 2019
Get the orange county haircutmug. the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
Get the Karen Haircutmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug.