grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee July 30, 2016

Grandma cheese

Crumbly white paste from underneath older women's saggy brests.

That lady smells like she is farming grandma cheese!

by Sart feller December 30, 2018

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Nevaehs grandma

A homophone who pushes people off sinks

"Wow my grandma did that not me!"-vaeh nevaehs grandma

by The new bitch on da block February 12, 2022