Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

fade-crop

A cropodile intentionally takes a pic of the subject and crops the subject down to 20%, then fades that 20% to zero.

Really? You are gonna fade-crop Easter pics. DON'T FADE CROP ME BRO! Why you croppin? slang

by apache_one_seven April 20, 2025

Crop Planting

When in a pool or any other kind of large body of water; a girl walks by another person and has her period and then moves on while the other person is usally unaware of it.

When Corey ducked under water Shelby got her period so she desided to go crop planting and crop planted Corey when he was under water.

by Even C. June 11, 2008

bud crop

That good-good your plug says is dankas fuck.

Other colloquial terms

Chronic
Marijuana
Sticky icky

Juanito Plug: Yo Esteban, I got that bud crop, you want an eighth of it?

Esteban: For real? How much?

JP: $40

Esteban: WTF!!!

by realmistuhvuhlez August 26, 2018