The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
Get the The banter battermug. Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
Get the Batteredmug. The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018
Get the Twat Battermug. possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
by John McFloss September 24, 2008
Get the trouser battermug. by Ospaulito November 10, 2018
Get the dog battermug. A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012
Get the Battered Sluts Syndromemug.