Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils
See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard
by Crazysteve May 10, 2018
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Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.
When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.
by alfanky33 January 12, 2019
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Pc Wizard

someone who does something normal with computer but technologically impaired person (usually family member) see it and gets amazed by it and then suddenly that someone knows EVERYTHING about computers.

also them related words are: mac sucks donkey balls
how do be a Pc Wizard:

Tim presses alt + tab to changed windows.
father sees it and says:"Oh Tim how did you do that?"
later father tells his friends that Tim can fix anyones computer.
by Veigar February 04, 2011
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Acid Wizard

The Acid Wizard,also known as the Cid Wizard, doses all that seek his company with the purest L.S.D known to man.
The Acid Wizard was at Camp Bisco and made me hallucinate for hours.
by Cid Wizard October 19, 2011
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scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.
"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"
by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 30, 2016
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tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.
Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.
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Wizard Pants

Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.
Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!
by ninjasherry June 05, 2011
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