Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 02, 2022
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Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst
Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best
by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020
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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."
by mynameispurple September 25, 2019
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Worst Day Ever

1st of July, when unfortunately The Blade died.
I hate to wake up to this
Friend- Man today's Worst Day Ever
Me- Yeah dude I hate to wake up to Technoblade's death
by Luciffrrr July 01, 2022
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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound
Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020
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favourite worst nightmare

awesome cool and badass arctic monkeys album (cool and awesome and super nice and awesome sauce album) (not exaggerating )

often shortened as fwn
hawk 1: have you listened to favourite worst nightmare yet
hawk 2: ah, yes i have
by averultimate November 21, 2024
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the worst and knows it

someone who is a prick,knows it and wears it like a badge of honor aka me

waving something they just pickpocketed in the face of the person they just stole it from
He was waving something he just pickpocketed from me in my face.
he's the worst and knows it
by KxosXD (a.k.a. Kial) February 17, 2022
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