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Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER
I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.
by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021
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crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.
Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea
by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017
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Tea Slut

Tea slut (tē slət)

A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.

A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.

If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.

Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
Lucas: "Oi, George. Ya know Paul? He is like the biggest tea slut ever you know?"

George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
by Admiral Gial Ackbar January 4, 2019
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turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.
When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.
by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008
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Ozark tea

Three shots absolut vodka, two shots jäger, topped off with Amp.
Ozark tea tastes like virginity, and is better than sucking an old Missourian's balls.
by Schloghenhammer July 26, 2009
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tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.
I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.
by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005
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Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.
Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.
by Anzio24 December 2, 2011
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