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umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).
Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.
by Herr Lip December 1, 2007
mugGet the umbrella standmug.
Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?

President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!

Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?

President Trump- No, they were very fine people
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 29, 2020
mugGet the Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand bymug.

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.
Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.
by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009
mugGet the Standing Coffinmug.

Taco stand

little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.
by Rivari November 20, 2014
mugGet the Taco standmug.

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.
I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!
by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008
mugGet the SQUIRREL STANDmug.

Lemonade Stand

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.
by cr0nky October 16, 2009
mugGet the Lemonade Standmug.

Standing Tall

Pride; To be proud of yourself;
Look at them new rims! I'm going to be standing tall at the club tonight!
by Incognito Bot May 31, 2018
mugGet the Standing Tallmug.

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