Pan-Petual

You like the animal for its personality and quirks not for its species.

You do not have pet preferences based on physical traits.

Q. Are you a cat or dog person?

A. Neither, I'm Pan-Petual.

by Miss Chiph January 27, 2023

Pan Chod

A person who is attracted to his sister. This attraction can lead to sex with his/her sibling. All used as an insult by desi parents.

Oi eh pan chod kiya kar rahe hai. Is ko thrapar thio. This translates to : "what is this sister fucker doing. You should slap him"

by ThatUltimateDictionaryOfLeeds August 30, 2020

dead-panned

totally wasted or drunk

After only 2 shots, the freshman was totally dead-panned.

by cherie of the us January 6, 2008

Jet Pan

To make an impossible goal.
When the underdog beats the odds.
When a vergin, newbie, or amateur beats the best or old pro.
A moment of perfection.
To be a level 1 and beat down a level 20 without cheating.

You've been Jet Panned!
That was Jet Pan!

by Jet Pan May 15, 2006

Panning for gold

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.

Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!

by Kyle and kenny August 18, 2008

Short Pan

A male person, namely Cassper Nyovest, who has a small penis.

Hey, tell short pan to sign the contract.

by Zulurox March 19, 2020

Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.

Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020