owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Owen Moore

A fag who will suck your dick no matter your gender . He is also an entitled asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone else.

Owen Moore has been trying to suck Abby’s Dick for 2 years now.

by fucksexassfuck69420 November 8, 2019

boy owen

boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.

Thats a boy owen? insane

by boy owen November 3, 2019

Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!

“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.

by Tomola December 5, 2018

owen lau

league player

wow he is an owen lau

by Mr woops November 11, 2020

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020