Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔

Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅

by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017