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a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
man that hoebag Hailey is a real hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk
by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008
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sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.
ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch
by sad fat ass March 15, 2019
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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Jesus Hippos

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”
I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.
by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024
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Hippo

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.
by Gedghf September 26, 2021
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Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
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