When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.
by Window Licker 6 9 June 16, 2018
Get the Guitar Heromug. That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
by cheffykins January 2, 2012
Get the Gammon Guitarmug. 'Have you played Guitar Hero ?'
'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah
'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah
by Stewart William Tuckwood January 13, 2008
Get the Guitar Heromug. A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.
More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).
More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).
"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."
"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."
"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"
"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."
"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."
"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."
"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"
"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."
"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."
by dannyg5 April 28, 2009
Get the guitar solomug. Good Song Plays
Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.
Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.
Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.
Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.
by AnalRape December 9, 2008
Get the Guitar Heromug. just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
Get the Guitar Bonermug. by PI55 September 2, 2018
Get the Guitar Heromug.