European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

European Yes Men

Derogatory and somewhat sarcastic term used to refer the French

Thank god Putin's request for weapons and supplies was met , to then also agree to send the same to the Ukraine" Another passive surrender by the powerful yet humble European Yes Men

by Pom123 April 09, 2022

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020

Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.

Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.

by kristiabus May 29, 2017