Burnsy deal

Theft; crazy mad deal. Derived from Mr. Burns in the Simpsons due to his propensity to swindle an unsuspecting victim.
I got this Burnsy deal for Alaska. "William H. Seward"
by sacker1000 July 05, 2012
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Deal Whores

The recent rise of daily deal sites, coupon websites and online deal sites now available to customers has create the term called "deal whores".

These are individuals who will only go into a business once they obtain a valid voucher, deal or coupon code. Typically lacking in loyalty, having no genuine interest in trying most businesses, they simply chase the next deal resembling whore like behaviour.
Example 1.

Employee says: "That looks like a good bunch of customers over there"

Employer says: "No, all 10 of them had vouchers for 60% off deal we did 5 months ago, I think they are a bunch of deal whores"

Example 2:

Mark: "Oh we still need to go to that Italian on 4th street, I have two vouchers for it"

Paul: "I thought you had 5 different vouchers we needed to use"

Mark "Yes I do, I am turning into a right deal whore"
by TrayManator January 21, 2012
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dealing with someone

A situation-ship. Together but you don’t really want to be together.
I’m single but I’m not single. I’m dealing with someone.
by Royalty Mo September 26, 2021
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ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders
Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.
by The Plummers December 01, 2018
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Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.
"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."
by sinthia April 20, 2019
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deal fapper

People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.
That Isaac guy is a real deal fapper, told me he was going to invest $1 million in the business.
by mysticpep July 13, 2021
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dealing of consciousness

The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.

A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 04, 2014
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