milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

rectal creature

Is someone who is socially awkward, Weirdo.
This phrase is originated in Hebrew - Yetzur Me hatahat
Yetzur - Creature
Me - From

hatahat - The ass

Can be used in a simpler way :
Creature from the ass

Rectal creature is using medical reference for more

sophisticated insult.

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

by Excel265 June 21, 2014

Creature milk

Pejorative noun, refers to any non-vegetarian milk.

"This gay ass baristard ruined my caramel frappuccino with creature milk, it tastes like fucking smegma!! This is totally unacceptable!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025

Dubious little creature

Cat

A dubious little creature up to no good.

by 22222222SSA July 21, 2024