Australia

The fakest bullshit country on this planet that everyone who believes is real is disabled

Person 1: hey wanna go to australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia

by El beanero June 29, 2023

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An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.

The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.

by SMTElitist June 22, 2023

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A rip-off of Texas.

Australia is a rip-off of Texas.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024

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It didn’t exist. Why are you searching up a thing that doesn’t exist.

Have you been to Australia?
What is that?

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They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down

Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: What?
Friend: Australia

Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.

by Definishons September 23, 2020

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