They say g'day mate there and it's upside-down
Me: G'day, mate
Friend: Stop being upside down
Me: Stop being upside down
Friend: No you're upside down, just turn the right way up and we'll both be the right way up.
That thing they try to teach in school but doesn't work because kids are kids and kids are naturally disrespectful
Principal: *does a lesson on respect*
Kids: *talking about how this lesson is taught every term*