sunday paper

A joint so big it looks like the size of the Sunday paper.

Damn Chaz that's a huge Sunday paper

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013

Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010

Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010

paper rack

1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.

2. Any girl that stuffs her bra

Guy- Dude check out that girls set!
Dude- Forget her. She's a total paper rack.

by Betsch March 7, 2008

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022

wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007