tonsil tennis
tonsil tennis by jkijhkja February 8, 2007
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tennis face
The word tennis face is used to describe a girl with a hot body, and an ugly face. This refers to female tennis players, who have great body's....and that's about it. (*only exception - Anna Kournikova)
tennis face by Bossplaya January 7, 2004
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Tennis helmet
When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.
Tennis helmet by panicBoy January 2, 2008
Tennis Bum
Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.
Tennis Bum by purplecola April 5, 2013
Barnyard Tennis
The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg
"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."
Barnyard Tennis by 616Satan January 15, 2022