Teena

She is the most beautiful, most loving, most caring person ever!!!!!!!!! She loves making people smile and laugh. She is so cute and so amazing and beautiful. I guarantee that you will love her. She is always there when you need her and you will never ever find anyone like her.

PERSON 1: Teena looks soooooooooooooooo cute😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
PERSON 2: OMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS YOU HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEING REALISTIC AND ITS ONLY 10AM!!!!!!!!!
PERSON 1:OOOOOPSIE Sorry its because she is always on my mind and her dress looks extra cute today🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖.

by JAVERIA BATOOL December 10, 2019

Teenage Gloomies

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

by pockymousie March 24, 2009

Twelve-teen

Very similar to a prosta-tot. A 12 year old girl who dresses like a full blown hoochie mama. These are the girls you see walking around the mall in really short skirts, giggling in a group, hoping to talk to guys who can drive a car. When the mall closes and they have finished hoeing around the mall they slip into the mall bathroom to change into parentally approved pants prior to being picked up by there mothers.

Shauna: Check out those little prosta-tots.

Andrew: Yikes! Scandalous outfits!

Shauna: Yeah, those little twelve-teens look like harsh bimbos.

Andrew: If those were my daughters, I'd lock-em up for a month.

by ShaunaM March 13, 2013

teen sex

the best thing that can ever happen to a teen, as long as you wear a condom otherwise you're fucked

dude I just fucked that hottie katie yesterday and we're only in 7th grade!
teen sex fuckin rocks!

by charger21SDI March 23, 2009

smells like teen spirit

A very good but overplayed song by Nirvana that Kurt Cobain claimed was his attempt at making "the ultimate pop song." Inspired heavily by The Pixies, according to Cobain, in fact he called the song a "Pixies rip-off", though the now extremely famous riff is often compared to Boston's "More Than a Feeling". Title was inspired by a friend of his telling him he "smelled like teen spirit." Kurt had no clue that there was a deoderant of that name and took it as though he was teenage-like. Basically the song that killed hair metal music such as Van Halen, Gusn N Roses, Poison, Whitesnake etc. I personally like the song a lot though I must admit the radio stations have killed it by now. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was chosen by Rolling Stone as the 9th greatest rock song of all time. I suppose influencially, it was up there, virtually inspiring every hard rock band after them, though there are better Nirvana songs. In my opinion, what the song is isa very good part punk, part 70s style hard rock, part Pixies soft-hard effort piece of music that is a lot better than the other trash that was out at the time.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" destroyed the trash music known as hair metal though unfortunetely ended up influencing tons of bands that sound nothing like Nirvana, such as nu metal and pop punk shitbands.

by Ethan Findal September 13, 2005

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010