green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 21, 2013

mouth tea

A sexual term describing the result of tea bagging. The act of dipping ones balls in another's mouth for 2-4 minutes.

Last night when Tracey was sleeping Dustin dipped his balls in her mouth and made some mouth tea. It was fantastic!!

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

Ozark tea

Three shots absolut vodka, two shots jäger, topped off with Amp.

Ozark tea tastes like virginity, and is better than sucking an old Missourian's balls.

by Schloghenhammer July 26, 2009

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005

Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.

Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.

by Anzio24 December 2, 2011