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Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.
"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020
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Sympanzee

When you a person you is a symp but also a great ape
Nick: That guy is such a sympanzee! I saw him swinging from tree to tree just to impress a squirrel!
by PooBandit64 August 7, 2020
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simpsitive

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time
that boy is such a simpsitive
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Symphony of Destruction

Ba dum ba, ba dum ba, doosh doosh doosh ba dum ba. U TAKE A MORTAL MAN. Ba dum ba, ba dum ba, doosh doosh doosh ba dum ba. AND PUT HIM IN CONTROL. Ba dum ba, ba dum ba, doosh doosh doosh ba dum ba. WATCH HIM BECOME A GOD. Ba dum ba, ba dum ba, doosh doosh doosh ba dum ba. WATCH PEOPLES HEADS A ROLL.
Its a badass song by megadeth don't judge

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We danced like marionetts
Swaying to the symphony of destruction
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Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
by Damon K. February 2, 2021
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Knuckle Symphony

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
by phool23 December 16, 2009
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Ashford & Simpson

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.
Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.
by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010
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