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Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.
Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!
by Mr Bens May 2, 2013
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Infinity Sword

A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.
Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.
by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021
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Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
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Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.
“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah
by flat croc March 16, 2021
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Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
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Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.
by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018
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